Them: Hi Richard. I’m such a fan. Love and kisses. xxxxxxxxx.
Me: Perhaps you’re not such a fan. I only twitter to advertise my blog. http://www.richard-madeley.com
Them: No, I love you. You’re so funny. Give Judy my love. I’m you’re biggest fan.
Me: But not necessarily MY biggest fan.
Them: Oh, but I am.
Me: But surely a look at my blog will explain everything.
Them: I don’t understand you, Richard. You can be so cryptic. But that’s why I love you.
Me: My blog explains everything. Please read my blog.
Them: Great blog, Richard. Did Judy help you design it?
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Ahh the trappings of second-hand fame. A lesser man than you might exploit this for nefarious purposes -think of the money you could earn doing personal appearances! Opening Supermarkets!
As "Richard Madeley's Internet Impersonator" I'm sure you'd qualify for Celebrity Dancing on Ice or similar.
Genius!
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